HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO PATENT AND TRADEMARK AN ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE OR CAN RESEARCH THIS FOR ME: I'VE COME UP WITH A DRINK THAT IS A BIG "HIT" AND I WANT TO GET A PATENT AND TRADEMARK SO THAT I CAN MOVE FORWARD WITH TRYING TO PRODUCE AND DISTRIBUTE IT BEFORE ANYONE GET THE IDEA TO. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW PRICES FOR PATENTS AND TRADEMARKS, REQUIREMENTS, POSSIBILITIES, APPLICATION FEES, EVERYTHING POSSIBLE! PLEASE ONLY PEOPLE THAT HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE OR CAN RESEARCH IT REPLY PLEASE NOTHING IGNORANT OR EXTRANEOUS!! THANKS!